on the learn: You Know You're No Longer a College Student When. . .

9.01.2008

You Know You're No Longer a College Student When. . .

You buy a slip. Ugh.

Amended to include:

-It's not really such a big deal to get your wash done

-You internalize the timing of the morning stock exchange info before NPR begins that broadcast, so you can switch to another station and avoid it altogether without missing any more talk

-YOU BUY VITAMINS.

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Elizabeth said...: Hang on, I think I've got this backwards. I wore slips in college, and I don't now.

Hmmmm . . . .; September 1, 2008 at 9:23 PM

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